hello you.

Ask me anything   my name is abbi. I'm a visual and performing artist living in new york city. This is where I share stuff I make and find! Ask me Stuff!

kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."
Joan Rivers, 1933-2014

kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."

Joan Rivers, 1933-2014

— 2 weeks ago with 6659 notes

mattfisher:

whileyouweresleeping:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

Boom. 

— From NYC.

The Brown University graduation ceremony ends with the university president tattooing this across your shoulder blades.

It does take a while.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

— 4 weeks ago with 116462 notes

ilanawexler:

Abbi raving about Orange is the New Black; Laura raving about Orphan Black; Tatiana raving about Broad City.

This is so ridiculously cool!

— 2 months ago with 10160 notes
"Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you’re laughing, I defy you to be afraid."
Stephen Colbert (via kateoplis)
— 3 months ago with 575 notes
Anonymous asked: This is a boring question! How many pages are Broad City scripts usually?


Answer:

They start at around 32 and we try to get them down to around 26-27 by the time we shoot ‘em.

— 3 months ago with 55 notes
Anonymous asked: Dear Abbi,if you had a dick for a day what would you do and who would you tell.


Answer:

Hmm, interesting question…

  • I would take pics.
  • I’d have sex. With a man and a woman. Gotta try it all.
  • I’d try on different boxers and briefs with various pants and shorts to see what that’s like. Try on a speedo.
  • I’d test out various activities: running, swimming, biking, rollerblading. Gotta see what that’s like and what happens to said dick.
  • I’d jerk off.
  • I would DEFINITELY pee standing up a few times. Maybe once outside!
  • I’d probably still eat the 3 main meals with a few snacks.
  • I’d get a Blowjob for sure. Maybe 2.

Who I’d tell: Friends, doctor and seemingly interested parties.

— 3 months ago with 303 notes
donteatbeforebed asked: Hey, friend. Will you be at DCM this year?


Answer:

I will be!  WE have a show on Friday night I think!

— 3 months ago with 23 notes

johnstached:

BroadCity!Lock for Jen

Too cool!

— 4 months ago with 1307 notes
This is my childhood bedroom.  I got this desk at Ikea for a birthday present, but my favorite thing was the fake computer + keyboard we got from Ikea too.

This is my childhood bedroom.  I got this desk at Ikea for a birthday present, but my favorite thing was the fake computer + keyboard we got from Ikea too.

— 4 months ago with 195 notes

nicolebyer:

uncannybrettwhite:

sebsational:

shadywarriorprincess:

THANK! i’ve been waiting for this <3

Oh hey guess what HERO

TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND NOTES.

Proud. So proud.

This is something a lot of people need to hear or see or read. Cause it’s truuuuuuuue

Just one reason I love the one and only, Ilana Glazer

(Source: scarerants)

— 5 months ago with 209977 notes