hello you.

Ask me anything   my name is abbi. I'm a visual and performing artist living in new york city. This is where I share stuff I make and find! Ask me Stuff!

missyperegrym asked: my friend and i were literally you walking around the park trying to get strangers to give us weed today because we're adults, we buy our own weed. broad city is inspiring kids...


Answer:

okay, just be careful please!

— 6 days ago with 76 notes

broadcity:

Episode 2 of Hack Into Broad City is up! WARNING: EXCESSIVE GUM-CHEWING, PROCEED WITH CAUTION

new web ep! — feeling nostalgic for our original ‘Hack Into Broad CIty”

(via ilanaglazer)

— 1 week ago with 1101 notes
kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."
Joan Rivers, 1933-2014

kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."

Joan Rivers, 1933-2014

— 3 weeks ago with 6906 notes

mattfisher:

whileyouweresleeping:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

Boom. 

— From NYC.

The Brown University graduation ceremony ends with the university president tattooing this across your shoulder blades.

It does take a while.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

— 1 month ago with 122267 notes

ilanawexler:

Abbi raving about Orange is the New Black; Laura raving about Orphan Black; Tatiana raving about Broad City.

This is so ridiculously cool!

— 3 months ago with 10179 notes
"Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you’re laughing, I defy you to be afraid."
Stephen Colbert (via kateoplis)
— 4 months ago with 577 notes
Anonymous asked: This is a boring question! How many pages are Broad City scripts usually?


Answer:

They start at around 32 and we try to get them down to around 26-27 by the time we shoot ‘em.

— 4 months ago with 56 notes
Anonymous asked: Dear Abbi,if you had a dick for a day what would you do and who would you tell.


Answer:

Hmm, interesting question…

  • I would take pics.
  • I’d have sex. With a man and a woman. Gotta try it all.
  • I’d try on different boxers and briefs with various pants and shorts to see what that’s like. Try on a speedo.
  • I’d test out various activities: running, swimming, biking, rollerblading. Gotta see what that’s like and what happens to said dick.
  • I’d jerk off.
  • I would DEFINITELY pee standing up a few times. Maybe once outside!
  • I’d probably still eat the 3 main meals with a few snacks.
  • I’d get a Blowjob for sure. Maybe 2.

Who I’d tell: Friends, doctor and seemingly interested parties.

— 4 months ago with 306 notes
donteatbeforebed asked: Hey, friend. Will you be at DCM this year?


Answer:

I will be!  WE have a show on Friday night I think!

— 4 months ago with 23 notes

johnstached:

BroadCity!Lock for Jen

Too cool!

— 4 months ago with 1310 notes